The Bakra/Celebrity Stereotypes

Hey Rough guys & Girls (None of the gentle men and ladies read my blog :P)

Yes its true, I am back. Why? To wish you all Eid Mubarak of course thats exactly why. Yes another eid-ul-azha has passed and still SOME Z People are alive...... oh wait its not allowed to sacrifice dogs is it? :P

Old joke? Yea am outta jokes now

This time around I have come again with another one of my very very serious blogs about current situation and its a very very serious discussion......................... Naaaaaah Its the old funny blog so no need to shut off your computers already please read what's ahead

Well another Eid-ul-Azha passed by and as always we bought donda and aandal bakras (male goat) and sacrificed them in the way of ALLAH. Donday are those bakras which have only 2 teeth while the aandal .......... well that everybody should know so find out your selves :P

As always I fed the bakras and took them around, made them drink water but since I started writing blogs like about 4 months ago this time my mind went on a diffrent side thinking that how bakra's personalities soooooooo resembled some celebrities / famous people . Because all famous people are not celebrities :P

I bought three bakras this time and they all resembled a celebrity / famous person.

1. Bakra Number 1

Color : White

Size: Better then average

Traits: a) Very Proud About Himself

b) Over Acting

c) Tries To Show Off To Other Bakras By Speaking Very Loudly

d) Tries To Engage With Bigger Bakras But Gets Whupped By Them

e) Eats Very Selectively Like He Will Get Expensive Leaves Other Than Ordinary Leaves

I looked in the celebrity world for his double

WHAT? You guys guessed it before me?

Well I guess after those kinda traits there is no other left

For all those who got it congratulations

For all thsoe who still didn't let me present to you

SHITTIANO RO-NAA-LAADO a.k.a Cristiano Ronaldo :P

The One & Only

THE RESEMBLANCE IS JUST.......................

2. Bakra Number 2

Color: Brown

Size: Good

Traits: a) Egoistic

b) Remains In His Own World

c) Doesn't Speak Much

d) Always Hungry For Stuff

e) Dangerous If Engaged Cause He Tries To Fight Back Very Aggresively

I again searched and searched then my sight went on another person related to the football world. The guys is egoistic like anything, he fulfills b and c points. He and his team are very very very very hungry for titles and he also fulfills part e

This one is hard so let me make it clear

This time is Arsen Wenger

or betterly known by my regular blog readers as Sir Arsen 'Insane' Wenger :P

The pic above and the last pic of the bakra .............. Amazing Resemblance

3. Bakra Number 3

Color: Black

Size: Small

Traits: a) Feels Ignored

b) Tries To Speak A Lot When Ignored

c) Suffers From ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder)

d) Short In Height So Over Powered By Big Ones

e) Tries To Impress With Its Cuteness

This time I again searched, then I found a boy , no wait wait its a girl , oh no its a baby with an attitude? oh my I am sooooooo confused

Let me just tell you the name and you decide what the thing is

This time its JUSTIN BEIBER

A 12 year old kid posing like this? Doesn't get hilarious then this

Some previous Bakra Experiences also met me with some characters like Nawaz Sharif & John Cena :P , We never do Bakris (Female Goats) so maybe thats why I couldn't meet a Miley Cyrus or Lady Gaga :P

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The Second part of this blog contains pictures mainly of this eid

Some of the carnage that takes place in this eid while others show a continuation of my Previous (MOST VIEWED AND MOST FAMOUS BLOG) 'Gender Malfunction' http://sohaibx.blogspot.com/2010/09/gender-malfunction.html

PICS OF THREE SUITS IN JUNAID JAMSHED ..........AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

*FAINTS*

LOOK AT THAT CARNAGE..............I WISH THAT COULD BE THE PRESIDENT HOUSE :P

NOTE: THAT IS NOT MY HOUSE :P

THIS IS THE CARNAGE AT MY HOUSE, I COULD SHOW THE HEADS TOO :P

HANIA SCARED WHILE FEEDING SHITTIANO RONALDO :P OH I MEAN THE BAKRA

TILL NEXT TIME

X Y'ALL

Letter To Indian/Marathi/Tamil Film Directors

Hey

You might not know me but well I have watched your movies A LOT........... Hey hey hey....... Don't get any wrong ideas it wasn't by my consent I travel frequently by a bus service known as Niazi and well they show your movies all the time at high volume so its pretty HARD to ignore those movies and to say the least I have seen from Bobby Deol's absolutely horrifying movies to Ajay Devgan's absolutely comedy ones to the marathi hero one's which I shouldn't even name. Well after watching those movies I noted down some facts and wanted to talk to you about them. Lets go at them one point at a time

1. GUNS

Take a look at it, beautiful ain't it? Alright now let me just share a very very little secret with you. This is called a revolver and the MAXIMUM bullets that it can shoot before it needs reloading is 6, repeat after me S I X. Yes the same number that Shahid Afridi has the most in ODI Cricket, lets do this again just one more time so am sure you have got it. S I X & only 6. Not less than that and not more than that while in your movies the miracle of your revolver is shown when heroes and villains alike start shooting with a revolver and keep on shooting nearly tens and fifties of bullets from a revolver. GUYS ITS A REVOLVER not a sub machine gun get a grip over yourselves

Same case with this gun, this one can only shoot 9 BULLETS until it needs reloading again, I don't know if your heroes and villains are supposed to have mutant abilities to reload the gun but it DOESN'T happen in real life

2. HERO / SUPER HEROES

Alright I need to tell you people that although your heroes are in Marathi movies and Tamil movies but please OH PLEASE THEY ARE HUMAN AREN'T THEY? I mean your heroes can beat the living crap out of 50 plus people at one time, they can deflect bullets from their chests, they can dodge bullets, they can shoot bullets from their fingers without a gun. ALRIGHT after these kinda super powers even The X-Men seem powerless. I mean just take a look at this video

If this isn't enough to kill you laughing and amazed wait till you get a load of this, I mean this Rajnikaanth guy can easily give even Super Man and wolverin a run for their money

Well this is just Toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much for even a guy like me to handle. All I can say is ermmmmmmmm ........ Aaaah leave it

3. STORY

Alright your films have emotions, drama, love, romance, dance, songs & people but the only thing they miss are REALITY.

As my upper two videos have already cleared this part as well and if you will defend that MATRIX was also unREAL well people they made it that way not a normal man making tornados from his leg and beating people without moving his back :P

At the end I would like to say that GET A GRIP OVER YOUR SELVES AND MAKE REAL MOVIES

If you wanna make fiction then make em fiction don't put fiction in real life stories or if you want to then please give your movies then genre of Comedy rather than action. Thank you very much

Till Next Time

X Y'All

Tribute To "The Joker"

The character that was created in the dark night of 22nd July 1940 by the genius of a mind that was of Bill Finger and drawn by the hands of Bob Kane turned out to be the character that would replace the words “Evil” & “Psychotic” in the dictionary. The character that took the villainy to a super hero to a new level.

Yes as you have seen the picture above it is about none other than “The Joker”. What a master piece did this character turned out to be, this villain doesn’t want money, this villain doesn’t want to become the president but what this villain wants is to spread fear throughout the hearts of everyone. Even the police gulp and their heart comes into their throats at the mere mention of his name. The character inflicts pain and sorrow into the hearts of his strongest foes by just using his jokes. Yes you heard me this guy has no super power, he was no big strengths to lift stuff, he has nothing coming out of his hands or eyes but what he does has is the most “EVILEST” and “PSYCHOTIC” mind in his upper portion that was ever created. Even Batman a superhero who also is devoid of any super powers but has taken many big enemies down who had super powers but he also shudders at his name and what he loves most is to joke around.

Almost everybody knows his comic history that how he came into being like this in the comics and almost everybody saw the movie that was “The Dark Knight”. A movie that turned out to be a mega jumbo super block buster hit and broke all records that Titanic made till now in its first week of business. The late and great Heath ledger did that role and what a splendid job he did, nobody has done it better than him as I have seen that movie now 132 times and I remember each and every dialogue in the style heath spoke it and the success shows as he bagged an Oscar but sad that he couldn’t be alive to see this movie’s success and he died 2 months before the release of the movie but do you actually think that it was an accident? NO

It was the character of the Joker that killed him, two people did the Joker role before Heath and they all ended up either in the Mental Asylum or in a hospital under extreme mental pressure and as Heath was the one who did this role the best he locked himself in a hotel room for six months without any kind of interference from the outside world to reach the Joker’s mind and as he did he lost his own

This is what the Joker’s character is about total psycho, evil and diabolic. A sentence that Batman says about Joker a lot “Expect the unexpected from the Joker” and Joker has been the most unexpected of all villains. Joker is crazy and fun sometimes while on the other he is a psycho who loves nothing but to inflict fear into his victim’s hearts. He doesn’t use any fancy weapons but instead he tends to use knives.

He is a patent of DC Comics and DC’s rival Marvel comic’s head said this “We here at Marvel comics have bagged many trophies all around the time for many outstanding comics but what we couldn’t accomplish was to create a villain who could stand up to “The Joker” and we still strive to make such a villain but its beyond us to make such evil and psycho again as it was made once and only once”

The rivals speak such about this character then just imagine what his supporters think. I for one am his biggest fan ever J

His comics that I recommend everyone to read and are classics

The Killing Joke , The Man Who Laughs & The Last Laugh and please do watch “The Dark Knight”

I can continue about him forever but its time I sleep but in the end I have to ask a question but I will let "The Joker" himself ask it which will "PUT A SMILEEEEEE ON YOUR FACE"

Till Next Time

X Y’All

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Some of the most magical times of the day are early morning when the world is waking up. It’s a great time to get out in nature and capture its beauty through the lens. Here is a collection of fantastic examples to get you inspired.